I Need a New Butt!

By Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird

$8.99

Publication Date: 20th August 2014

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want thi... Read More
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"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want thi... Read More
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"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps

Reprint of the Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012 edition.

Don't miss the hilarious viral video of The Scottish Granny reading the original NZ book I Need a New Bum! Click here to watch now.
Details
  • Price: $8.99
  • Pages: 32
  • Publisher: Dover Publications
  • Imprint: Dover Publications
  • Publication Date: 20th August 2014
  • Trim Size: 8.25 x 11 in
  • ISBN: 9780486787992
  • Format: Paperback
  • Age: 6-10
  • BISACs:
    JUVENILE FICTION / Stories in Verse (see also Poetry)
    JUVENILE FICTION / Readers / Beginner
    JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories
Author Bio

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps

Reprint of the Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012 edition.

Don't miss the hilarious viral video of The Scottish Granny reading the original NZ book I Need a New Bum! Click here to watch now.
  • Price: $8.99
  • Pages: 32
  • Publisher: Dover Publications
  • Imprint: Dover Publications
  • Publication Date: 20th August 2014
  • Trim Size: 8.25 x 11 in
  • ISBN: 9780486787992
  • Format: Paperback
  • Age: 6-10
  • BISACs:
    JUVENILE FICTION / Stories in Verse (see also Poetry)
    JUVENILE FICTION / Readers / Beginner
    JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.