A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband

with Bettina's Best Recipes

By Louise Bennett Weaver and Helen Cowles LeCron

$14.95

Publication Date: 22nd August 2012

No, you cannot live on kisses,
Though the honeymoon is sweet,
Harken, brides, a true word this is

Even lovers have to eat.
This charming vintage cookbook, with its innocently suggestive title, reads like a novel as it follows the fictional lives of a pair of newlyweds. Join Bettina and Bob as they eat their way through their first year of marriage, from the bride's first real dinner and a Sunday evening tea to baking day, a rainy night meal, and Thanksgiving festivities. Menus for all occasions are seasoned with anecdotes about family life, friendships, ho... Read More
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No, you cannot live on kisses,
Though the honeymoon is sweet,
Harken, brides, a true word this is

Even lovers have to eat.
This charming vintage cookbook, with its innocently suggestive title, reads like a novel as it follows the fictional lives of a pair of newlyweds. Join Bettina and Bob as they eat their way through their first year of marriage, from the bride's first real dinner and a Sunday evening tea to baking day, a rainy night meal, and Thanksgiving festivities. Menus for all occasions are seasoned with anecdotes about family life, friendships, ho... Read More
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No, you cannot live on kisses,
Though the honeymoon is sweet,
Harken, brides, a true word this is

Even lovers have to eat.
This charming vintage cookbook, with its innocently suggestive title, reads like a novel as it follows the fictional lives of a pair of newlyweds. Join Bettina and Bob as they eat their way through their first year of marriage, from the bride's first real dinner and a Sunday evening tea to baking day, a rainy night meal, and Thanksgiving festivities. Menus for all occasions are seasoned with anecdotes about family life, friendships, household hints, and budgetary concerns.
Originally published in 1917, this volume offers a delightful look at homemaking before the advent of sophisticated appliances and fast food as well as the modern reality of women's work outside the home. Unintentionally funny and historically revealing, the whimsically illustrated narrative abounds in simple and surprisingly relevant recipes.


Reprint of the Britton Publishing Company, Inc., New York, 1917 edition.
Details
  • Price: $14.95
  • Pages: 480
  • Publisher: Dover Publications
  • Imprint: Dover Publications
  • Series: Dover Humor
  • Publication Date: 22nd August 2012
  • Trim Size: 5.37 x 8.5 in
  • ISBN: 9780486488714
  • Format: Paperback
  • Age: 12-99
  • BISACs:
    COOKING / Methods / General
    COOKING / Essays & Narratives
Table of Contents
I. Home at Last
II. Bettina's First Real Dinner
III. Bettina's First Guest
IV. Bettina Gives a Luncheon
V. Bob Helps to Get Dinner
VI. Cousin Matilda Calls
VII. A New-Fashioned Sunday Dinner
VIII. Celebrating the Fourth
IX. Uncle John and Aunt Lucy Make a Visit
X. Ruth Inspects Bettina's Kitchen
XI. Bettina's Birthday Gift
XII. Bettina's Father Tries Her Cooking
XIII. Bob Helps With the Dinner
XIV. A Sunday Evening Tea
XV. A Motor Picnic
XVI. Bettina Has a Caller
XVII. Bob Gets Breakfast on Sunday
XVIII. Bettina Gives a Porch Party
XIX. Bettina and the Expense Budget
XX. Mrs. Dixon and Bettina's Experiment
XXI. A Rainy Day Dinner
XXII. Buying a Refrigerator
XXIII. Bettina's Sunday Dinner
XXIV. Bettina Visits a Tea-room
XXV. Bettina Entertains Alice and Mr. Harrison
XXVI. Over the Telephone
XXVII. Bettina Has a Baking Day
XXVIII. Polly and the Children
XXIX. Bettina Puts Up Fruit
XXX. A Cool Summer Day
XXXI. Bob and Bettina Alone
XXXII. Bettina Attends a Morning Wedding
XXXIII. After the "Tea"
XXXIV. Bettina Gives a Porch Breakfast
XXXV. A Piece of News
XXXVI. Bettina Entertains Her Father and Mother
XXXVII. The Big Secret
XXXVIII. After the Circus
XXXIX. Mrs. Dixon Asks Questions
XL. A Telegram from Uncle Eric
XLI. Bettina Entertains State Fair Visitors
XLII. Uncle John and Aunt Lucy
XLIII. Sunday Dinner at the Dixon's
XLIV. A Rainy Evening at Home
XLV. Ruth Makes an Apple Pie
XLVI. Bettina Makes Apple Jelly
XLVII. After a Park Party
XLVIII. Bettina Spills the Ink
XLIX. Bettina Attends a Porch Party
L. A Dinner Cooked in the Morning
LI. A Sunday Dinner
LII. Bob Makes Peanut Fudge
LIII. Dinner at the Dixon's
LIV. A Good-bye Luncheon for Bernadette
LV. Bettina Plans an Announcement Luncheon
LVI. Ruth and Bettina Make Preparations
LVII. A Rainbow Announcement Luncheon
LVIII. An Early Caller
LIX. Ruth Comes to Luncheon
LX. A Kitchen Shower for Alice
LXI. A Rainy Night Meal
LXII. Alice Gives a Luncheon
LXIII. Motoring with the Dixons
LXIV. Ruth Makes Baking Powder Biscuits
LXV. Plans for the Wedding
LXVI. A Guest to a Dinner of Left-Overs
LXVII. A Handkerchief Shower
LXVIII. Just the Two of Them
LXIX. A Luncheon in the Country
LXX. A "Pair Shower" for Alice
LXXI. Bob Makes Popcorn Balls
LXXII. And Where Was the Dinner
LXXIII. Alice Tells Her Troubles
LXXIV. The Dixons Come to Dinner
LXXV. The Wedding Invitations
LXXVI. Hallowe'en Preparations
LXXVII. Hallowe'en Revels
LXXVIII. A Foretaste of Winter
LXXIX. Surprising Alice and Harry
LXXX. A Dinner for the Bridal Party
LXXXI. Rehearsing the Ceremony
LXXXII. After the Wedding
LXXXIII. A "Happen-in" Luncheon
LXXXIV. Uncle John a Guest at Dinner
LXXXV. During the Teachers' Convention
LXXXVI. A Luncheon for the Teachers
LXXXVII. Ruth Comes to Luncheon
LXXXVIII. The Hickory Log
LXXXIX. Some Christmas Plans
XC. After the Football Game
XCI. A Thanksgiving Dinner in the Country
XCII. Planning the Christmas Cards
XCIII. Harry and Alice Return
XCIV. The Firelight Social
XCV. Alice's Troubles
XCVI. Some of Bettina's Christmas Plans
XCVII. More of Bettina's Christmas Shopping
XCVIII. Christmas Gifts
XCIX.. A Christmas Shower
C. Bettina Gives a Dinner
CI. Bob's Christmas Gift to Bettina
CII. A Christmas Breakfast
CIII. A Supper for Two
CIV. Alice Comes to Luncheon
CV. Ruth Stays to Dinner
CVI. How Bettina Made Candy
CVII. Ruth's Plans
CVIII. A Luncheon for Three
CIX. The Dixons Come to Dinner
CX. A Steamed Pudding
CXI. On Valentine's Day
CXII. Rutht Gives a Dinner for Four
CXIII. Alice Practices Economy
CXIV. A Company Dinner for Bob
CXV. Supper After the Theatre
CXVI. Washington's Birthday Plans
CXVII. An Afternoon with Bettina
CXVIII. A Washington's Birthday Tea
CXIX. Another Oven Dinner
CXX. Bob Makes Pop-Overs
CXXI. In March
CXXII. A Fireless Cooker for Aunt Lucy
CXXIII. The Dixons Drop in for Dessert
CXXIV. Ruth Passes By
CXXV. Bettina Entertains a Small Neighbor
CXXVI. A Sunday Night Tea
CXXVII. A Shamrock Luncheon
CXXVIII. At Dinner
CXXIX. An Anniversary Dinner
CXXX. Ruth Comes to Dinner
CXXXI. Mildred's Spring Vacation
CXXXII. Helping Bettina
CXXXIII. Helping with a Company Dinner
CXXXIV. Mildred's Day
CXXXV. Polly Comes for Mildred
CXXXVI. Mildred's Plans
CXXXVII. A Luncheon for Polly
CXXXVIII. Furs to Put Away
CXXXIX. Planning a Children's Party
CXL. The Party Circus
CXLI. Planning a Luncheon
CXLII. The New Car
CXLIII. In Housecleaning Time
CXLIV. Mrs. Dixon Happens in
CXLV. Engagement Presents
CXLVI. With Housecleaning Over
CXLVII. Spring Marketing
CXLVIII. Plans for the Wedding
CXLIX. Entertaining the Wedding Guests
CL. The Bridemaids' Dinner
CLI. A Morning Wedding in June
CLII. The First Year Ends
Index
No, you cannot live on kisses,
Though the honeymoon is sweet,
Harken, brides, a true word this is

Even lovers have to eat.
This charming vintage cookbook, with its innocently suggestive title, reads like a novel as it follows the fictional lives of a pair of newlyweds. Join Bettina and Bob as they eat their way through their first year of marriage, from the bride's first real dinner and a Sunday evening tea to baking day, a rainy night meal, and Thanksgiving festivities. Menus for all occasions are seasoned with anecdotes about family life, friendships, household hints, and budgetary concerns.
Originally published in 1917, this volume offers a delightful look at homemaking before the advent of sophisticated appliances and fast food as well as the modern reality of women's work outside the home. Unintentionally funny and historically revealing, the whimsically illustrated narrative abounds in simple and surprisingly relevant recipes.


Reprint of the Britton Publishing Company, Inc., New York, 1917 edition.
  • Price: $14.95
  • Pages: 480
  • Publisher: Dover Publications
  • Imprint: Dover Publications
  • Series: Dover Humor
  • Publication Date: 22nd August 2012
  • Trim Size: 5.37 x 8.5 in
  • ISBN: 9780486488714
  • Format: Paperback
  • Age: 12-99
  • BISACs:
    COOKING / Methods / General
    COOKING / Essays & Narratives
I. Home at Last
II. Bettina's First Real Dinner
III. Bettina's First Guest
IV. Bettina Gives a Luncheon
V. Bob Helps to Get Dinner
VI. Cousin Matilda Calls
VII. A New-Fashioned Sunday Dinner
VIII. Celebrating the Fourth
IX. Uncle John and Aunt Lucy Make a Visit
X. Ruth Inspects Bettina's Kitchen
XI. Bettina's Birthday Gift
XII. Bettina's Father Tries Her Cooking
XIII. Bob Helps With the Dinner
XIV. A Sunday Evening Tea
XV. A Motor Picnic
XVI. Bettina Has a Caller
XVII. Bob Gets Breakfast on Sunday
XVIII. Bettina Gives a Porch Party
XIX. Bettina and the Expense Budget
XX. Mrs. Dixon and Bettina's Experiment
XXI. A Rainy Day Dinner
XXII. Buying a Refrigerator
XXIII. Bettina's Sunday Dinner
XXIV. Bettina Visits a Tea-room
XXV. Bettina Entertains Alice and Mr. Harrison
XXVI. Over the Telephone
XXVII. Bettina Has a Baking Day
XXVIII. Polly and the Children
XXIX. Bettina Puts Up Fruit
XXX. A Cool Summer Day
XXXI. Bob and Bettina Alone
XXXII. Bettina Attends a Morning Wedding
XXXIII. After the "Tea"
XXXIV. Bettina Gives a Porch Breakfast
XXXV. A Piece of News
XXXVI. Bettina Entertains Her Father and Mother
XXXVII. The Big Secret
XXXVIII. After the Circus
XXXIX. Mrs. Dixon Asks Questions
XL. A Telegram from Uncle Eric
XLI. Bettina Entertains State Fair Visitors
XLII. Uncle John and Aunt Lucy
XLIII. Sunday Dinner at the Dixon's
XLIV. A Rainy Evening at Home
XLV. Ruth Makes an Apple Pie
XLVI. Bettina Makes Apple Jelly
XLVII. After a Park Party
XLVIII. Bettina Spills the Ink
XLIX. Bettina Attends a Porch Party
L. A Dinner Cooked in the Morning
LI. A Sunday Dinner
LII. Bob Makes Peanut Fudge
LIII. Dinner at the Dixon's
LIV. A Good-bye Luncheon for Bernadette
LV. Bettina Plans an Announcement Luncheon
LVI. Ruth and Bettina Make Preparations
LVII. A Rainbow Announcement Luncheon
LVIII. An Early Caller
LIX. Ruth Comes to Luncheon
LX. A Kitchen Shower for Alice
LXI. A Rainy Night Meal
LXII. Alice Gives a Luncheon
LXIII. Motoring with the Dixons
LXIV. Ruth Makes Baking Powder Biscuits
LXV. Plans for the Wedding
LXVI. A Guest to a Dinner of Left-Overs
LXVII. A Handkerchief Shower
LXVIII. Just the Two of Them
LXIX. A Luncheon in the Country
LXX. A "Pair Shower" for Alice
LXXI. Bob Makes Popcorn Balls
LXXII. And Where Was the Dinner
LXXIII. Alice Tells Her Troubles
LXXIV. The Dixons Come to Dinner
LXXV. The Wedding Invitations
LXXVI. Hallowe'en Preparations
LXXVII. Hallowe'en Revels
LXXVIII. A Foretaste of Winter
LXXIX. Surprising Alice and Harry
LXXX. A Dinner for the Bridal Party
LXXXI. Rehearsing the Ceremony
LXXXII. After the Wedding
LXXXIII. A "Happen-in" Luncheon
LXXXIV. Uncle John a Guest at Dinner
LXXXV. During the Teachers' Convention
LXXXVI. A Luncheon for the Teachers
LXXXVII. Ruth Comes to Luncheon
LXXXVIII. The Hickory Log
LXXXIX. Some Christmas Plans
XC. After the Football Game
XCI. A Thanksgiving Dinner in the Country
XCII. Planning the Christmas Cards
XCIII. Harry and Alice Return
XCIV. The Firelight Social
XCV. Alice's Troubles
XCVI. Some of Bettina's Christmas Plans
XCVII. More of Bettina's Christmas Shopping
XCVIII. Christmas Gifts
XCIX.. A Christmas Shower
C. Bettina Gives a Dinner
CI. Bob's Christmas Gift to Bettina
CII. A Christmas Breakfast
CIII. A Supper for Two
CIV. Alice Comes to Luncheon
CV. Ruth Stays to Dinner
CVI. How Bettina Made Candy
CVII. Ruth's Plans
CVIII. A Luncheon for Three
CIX. The Dixons Come to Dinner
CX. A Steamed Pudding
CXI. On Valentine's Day
CXII. Rutht Gives a Dinner for Four
CXIII. Alice Practices Economy
CXIV. A Company Dinner for Bob
CXV. Supper After the Theatre
CXVI. Washington's Birthday Plans
CXVII. An Afternoon with Bettina
CXVIII. A Washington's Birthday Tea
CXIX. Another Oven Dinner
CXX. Bob Makes Pop-Overs
CXXI. In March
CXXII. A Fireless Cooker for Aunt Lucy
CXXIII. The Dixons Drop in for Dessert
CXXIV. Ruth Passes By
CXXV. Bettina Entertains a Small Neighbor
CXXVI. A Sunday Night Tea
CXXVII. A Shamrock Luncheon
CXXVIII. At Dinner
CXXIX. An Anniversary Dinner
CXXX. Ruth Comes to Dinner
CXXXI. Mildred's Spring Vacation
CXXXII. Helping Bettina
CXXXIII. Helping with a Company Dinner
CXXXIV. Mildred's Day
CXXXV. Polly Comes for Mildred
CXXXVI. Mildred's Plans
CXXXVII. A Luncheon for Polly
CXXXVIII. Furs to Put Away
CXXXIX. Planning a Children's Party
CXL. The Party Circus
CXLI. Planning a Luncheon
CXLII. The New Car
CXLIII. In Housecleaning Time
CXLIV. Mrs. Dixon Happens in
CXLV. Engagement Presents
CXLVI. With Housecleaning Over
CXLVII. Spring Marketing
CXLVIII. Plans for the Wedding
CXLIX. Entertaining the Wedding Guests
CL. The Bridemaids' Dinner
CLI. A Morning Wedding in June
CLII. The First Year Ends
Index